Thursday, February 16, 2012

DAYSHA : THE MANEATING MATTRESS MOVING MINX!

Kitchens and More recently added a mattress department. They then hired a young lady named Daysha to work in the mattress department. The store and all of it's employees will never be the same. Daysha is a tiny little itty bitty, that is to say short, but full figured,  young lady. With attitude. A whole lot of attitude. Enough capital A Attitude to fill a wholesale warehouse and still have some left over for everyday wear. Daysha, can go from ridiculously sweet and nice to werewolf aggressive in exactly .06 seconds. I once saw Daysha giggle like a toddler over a butterfly loose in the store to biting the head off of a Chinese dude who was too slow at deciding how to pay for his purchase in the exact same moment! And she quite literally bit the dude's head off. It was gruesome, scary, and a little bit titillating. And that is the crux of Daysha. She holds sway and power over men. No matter how she acts. No matter how she speaks or what she says, men want to be with her. She knows this. She revels in this. She flirts like Arnold Schwarzenegger eats. A lot and constant. Sort of always present even when it's not. You know? I think it's in her eyes. Her eyes say "Hello. How are you? I may eat you or I may ignore you". They also say "Fuck with me and I'll humiliate your ass in a second and leave you to limp home you dickless motherfucker". Daysha can be scary.

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